Funny Stoner Gifts & Snarky Party Bags That Always Get a Laugh

Shopping for your favorite stoner, 4/20 birthday, or adult party host? Whether you’re putting together a "high-dea" care package, wrapping up goodies for a friend, or bringing a host gift that actually gets a laugh, our cannabis-themed and party-ready lineup hits every time.

1. The "Pot Pack" Edition Offensive Crayons ($11.99)

Featuring 24 paper-rolled crayons inspired by your most questionable couch-locked sessions, the "Pot Pack" Edition ($11.99) is made for late-night coloring and laughing until your ribs hurt. Pair it with our "Happy Little Dictators" Adult Coloring Book ($8.99) for the ultimate $21 creative kit.

2. Pot Pens ($14.99)

Packed with 4/20-friendly one-liners like "4:20 Somewhere" and "It’s for medicinal purposes," our Pot Pens ($14.99) are the daily-driver pen set every cannabis connoisseur needs on their coffee table.

3. Funny Stoner Gift Bag Set — 5-Piece Pack ($16.99)

Why hand someone a boring gift bag when the bag itself can be the best part of the present? Our Funny Stoner Gift Bag Set ($16.99 for 5 bags) includes five heavy-duty kraft gift bags with ribbon handles (also available individually for $4.99 each):

• "Definitely not weed" Gift Bag ($4.99)
• "Dear cops, don’t search this bag" Gift Bag ($4.99)
• "Too stoned to wrap your gift" Gift Bag ($4.99)
• "But then I got high" Gift Bag ($4.99)
• "You can put your weed in here" Gift Bag ($4.99)

4. Profanity & Wine Gift Bags for Every Party ($15.99 – $16.99)

Heading to a birthday rager or dinner party? Keep a stash of our Funny Profanity Gift Bag Set ($16.99) and 5-Piece Wine Gift Bag Set ($15.99) in your closet so you’re never caught scrambling for wrapping paper again. Plus, our storewide tiered discounts mean the more you bundle, the more you save automatically at checkout!