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Same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"279\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"191\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kraft\u003cbr data-start=\"197\" data-end=\"200\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"200\" data-end=\"211\"\u003eHandle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Brown Ribbon\u003cbr data-start=\"224\" data-end=\"227\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"227\" data-end=\"236\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 16 x 6 x 12 inches \u003cbr\u003e(40.6 x 15.2 x 30.5 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"281\" data-end=\"475\" class=\"\"\u003eWhether it’s a birthday, white elephant, or just a solid excuse to hand someone wine in a bag that judges them a little—this snarky sack of sarcasm does the job. Wrapping paper is for try-hards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Offensive Crayons","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45706647666842,"sku":"LGB8","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2108\/0013\/files\/ForThoseWhoThinkSizeDoesn_tMatter2.png?v=1771787215"},{"product_id":"funny-gift-bag-i-got-this-on-my-way-here-large","title":"\"I Got This On My Way Here\" Large Gift Bag","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"146\" data-end=\"176\" class=\"\"\u003eSick of basic gift bags? Same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"279\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"191\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kraft\u003cbr data-start=\"197\" data-end=\"200\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"200\" data-end=\"211\"\u003eHandle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Brown Ribbon\u003cbr data-start=\"224\" data-end=\"227\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"227\" data-end=\"236\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 16 x 6 x 12 inches \u003cbr\u003e(40.6 x 15.2 x 30.5 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"281\" data-end=\"475\" class=\"\"\u003eWhether it’s a birthday, white elephant, or just a solid excuse to hand someone wine in a bag that judges them a little—this snarky sack of sarcasm does the job. Wrapping paper is for try-hards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Offensive Crayons","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45706659102874,"sku":"LGB9","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2108\/0013\/files\/GotThisOnMyWayHere.png?v=1771787182"},{"product_id":"just-smile-say-you-love-it-funny-gift-bag","title":"\"Just Smile \u0026 Say You Love it\" Large Gift Bag","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"146\" data-end=\"176\" class=\"\"\u003eSick of basic gift bags? Same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"279\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"191\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kraft\u003cbr data-start=\"197\" data-end=\"200\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"200\" data-end=\"211\"\u003eHandle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Brown Ribbon\u003cbr data-start=\"224\" data-end=\"227\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"227\" data-end=\"236\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 16 x 6 x 12 inches \u003cbr\u003e(40.6 x 15.2 x 30.5 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"281\" data-end=\"475\" class=\"\"\u003eWhether it’s a birthday, white elephant, or just a solid excuse to hand someone wine in a bag that judges them a little—this snarky sack of sarcasm does the job. Wrapping paper is for try-hards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Offensive Crayons","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45706666639514,"sku":"LGB10","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2108\/0013\/files\/justsmile_sayiloveyou.png?v=1771787150"},{"product_id":"funny-gift-bag-large-dont-get-your-hopes-up","title":"\"Don't Get Your Hopes Up\" Large Gift Bag","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"146\" data-end=\"176\" class=\"\"\u003eSick of basic gift bags? Same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"279\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"191\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kraft\u003cbr data-start=\"197\" data-end=\"200\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"200\" data-end=\"211\"\u003eHandle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Brown Ribbon\u003cbr data-start=\"224\" data-end=\"227\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"227\" data-end=\"236\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 16 x 6 x 12 inches \u003cbr\u003e(40.6 x 15.2 x 30.5 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"281\" data-end=\"475\" class=\"\"\u003eWhether it’s a birthday, white elephant, or just a solid excuse to hand someone wine in a bag that judges them a little—this snarky sack of sarcasm does the job. Wrapping paper is for try-hards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Offensive Crayons","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45706668638362,"sku":"LGB1","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2108\/0013\/files\/Artboard1_952ed63f-988f-43aa-958d-ed1ba9489bc4.png?v=1771787119"},{"product_id":"now-is-a-good-time-to-lower-your-expectations-funny-gift-bag","title":"\"Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations\" Large Gift Bag","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"146\" data-end=\"176\" class=\"\"\u003eSick of basic gift bags? Same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"279\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"191\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kraft\u003cbr data-start=\"197\" data-end=\"200\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"200\" data-end=\"211\"\u003eHandle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Brown Ribbon\u003cbr data-start=\"224\" data-end=\"227\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"227\" data-end=\"236\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 16 x 6 x 12 inches \u003cbr\u003e(40.6 x 15.2 x 30.5 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"281\" data-end=\"475\" class=\"\"\u003eWhether it’s a birthday, white elephant, or just a solid excuse to hand someone wine in a bag that judges them a little—this snarky sack of sarcasm does the job. Wrapping paper is for try-hards.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Offensive Crayons","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45706670276762,"sku":"LGB3","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2108\/0013\/files\/NowisaGoodtimetoloweryourexpectations_fcb533c8-1b0d-4429-89da-22f7dc0841b7.png?v=1771787092"},{"product_id":"funny-gift-bag-may-contain-a-wild-racoon-large","title":"\"May Contain a Wild Racoon\" Large Gift Bag","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"146\" data-end=\"176\" class=\"\"\u003eSick of basic gift bags? Same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"279\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"191\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kraft\u003cbr data-start=\"197\" data-end=\"200\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"200\" data-end=\"211\"\u003eHandle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Brown Ribbon\u003cbr data-start=\"224\" data-end=\"227\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"227\" data-end=\"236\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 16 x 6 x 12 inches \u003cbr\u003e(40.6 x 15.2 x 30.5 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"281\" data-end=\"475\" class=\"\"\u003eWhether it’s a birthday, white elephant, or just a solid excuse to hand someone wine in a bag that judges them a little—this snarky sack of sarcasm does the job. 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Same.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"279\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"178\" data-end=\"191\"\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Kraft\u003cbr data-start=\"197\" data-end=\"200\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"200\" data-end=\"211\"\u003eHandle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Brown Ribbon\u003cbr data-start=\"224\" data-end=\"227\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"227\" data-end=\"236\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 16 x 6 x 12 inches \u003cbr\u003e(40.6 x 15.2 x 30.5 cm)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"281\" data-end=\"475\" class=\"\"\u003eWhether it’s a birthday, white elephant, or just a solid excuse to hand someone wine in a bag that judges them a little—this snarky sack of sarcasm does the job. 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The medium 11 x 8 x 4 inch size works well for candles, novelty items, small boxes, or other easy drop-in gifts. This funny gift bag focuses on practical construction while letting the design do the talking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for White Elephant exchanges, Secret Santa parties, birthdays, or casual gatherings where gag gifts are expected. The stoner-themed humor makes it a natural fit for laid-back celebrations or friends who appreciate a joke that doesn’t overexplain itself. It stands out from standard gift packaging while keeping the presentation quick and effortless.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from durable kraft paper, it’s reusable enough to pass along or use again for the next event. A funny gift bag that’s simple, sturdy, and dryly self-aware — because sometimes the label is half the joke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Offensive Crayons","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46039643324570,"sku":"STGB1","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2108\/0013\/files\/STGB1_1.jpg?v=1771786862"},{"product_id":"funny-gift-bag-this-gift-is-dope","title":"\"This gift is dope\" Funny Stoner Gift Bag","description":"\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis funny gift bag keeps things simple with the phrase “This gift is dope.” The joke is straightforward, the message is clear, and the reaction usually happens before the gift is even opened. It’s an easy way to add personality without adding any extra effort.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from sturdy green kraft paper with durable handles and a reinforced bottom, it’s designed to carry real gifts without tearing or collapsing on the way to the party. The medium 11 x 8 x 4 inch size works well for candles, novelty items, small boxes, or other quick drop-in gifts. This funny gift bag balances practical construction with a design that does most of the work for you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for White Elephant exchanges, Secret Santa parties, birthdays, or casual gatherings where gag gifts are part of the fun. The stoner-themed humor makes it especially fitting for laid-back celebrations, but it works anywhere people appreciate a little sarcasm. It stands out from standard gift bags while keeping the presentation easy and low effort.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from durable kraft paper, it’s reusable enough to pass along or use again at the next event. A funny gift bag that’s simple, sturdy, and dryly on-brand — because the packaging doesn’t need to try too hard when the joke already lands.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Offensive Crayons","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46039643422874,"sku":"STGB2","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2108\/0013\/files\/STGB2_1.jpg?v=1771786846"},{"product_id":"but-then-i-got-high-funny-gift-bag","title":"\"But then I got high\" Funny Stoner Gift Bag","description":"\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis funny gift bag is for anyone who had good intentions about wrapping and then… didn’t. 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The design stands out immediately and saves you from dealing with tape, scissors, or patience.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from durable kraft paper, it’s reusable enough to pass along or use again at the next event. A funny gift bag that’s simple, sturdy, and dryly honest — because sometimes the packaging explains the situation better than you can.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Offensive Crayons","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46039644602522,"sku":"STGB3","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2108\/0013\/files\/STGB3_1.jpg?v=1771786831"},{"product_id":"dear-cops-dont-search-this-funny-gift-bag","title":"\"Dear cops, don't search this bag\" Funny Stoner Gift Bag","description":"\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis funny gift bag keeps the joke simple and slightly suspicious. 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The design stands out in a stack of standard gift bags and makes the presentation part of the joke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from durable kraft paper, it’s reusable enough to pass along for future celebrations or regifting moments. A funny gift bag that’s simple, sturdy, and dryly self-aware — exactly what good gag packaging should be.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Offensive Crayons","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46039654989978,"sku":"STGB4","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2108\/0013\/files\/STGB4_1.jpg?v=1771786816"},{"product_id":"too-stoned-to-wrap-your-funny-gift-bag","title":"\"Too stoned to wrap your gift\" Funny Stoner Gift Bag","description":"\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis funny gift bag is for anyone who skipped the wrapping step and decided honesty was the better option. Featuring the phrase “Too stoned to wrap your gift,” it sets expectations immediately and usually gets a laugh before the present is even opened. The joke is straightforward, the effort level is low, and that’s exactly the point.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from sturdy green kraft paper with durable handles and a reinforced bottom, it’s designed to carry real gifts without tearing or collapsing on the way to the party. The medium 11 x 8 x 4 inch size works well for candles, novelty items, small boxes, or other easy-to-drop-in gifts. This funny gift bag keeps things practical while letting the design handle the personality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for White Elephant exchanges, Secret Santa parties, birthdays, or casual gatherings where gag gifts are part of the fun. It’s especially fitting for friends who appreciate stoner humor or anyone who prefers a gift presentation that doesn’t take itself too seriously. The design stands out quickly and saves you from dealing with wrapping paper entirely.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from durable kraft paper, it’s reusable enough to pass along or use again at the next celebration. A funny gift bag that’s simple, sturdy, and dryly honest — because sometimes the packaging explains everything for you.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Offensive Crayons","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46039657676954,"sku":"STGB5","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2108\/0013\/files\/STGB5_1.jpg?v=1771786800"},{"product_id":"funny-gift-bag-you-can-put-your-weed-in-here","title":"\"You can put your weed in here\" Funny Stoner Gift Bag","description":"\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis funny gift bag is made for people who appreciate a very specific kind of humor. Featuring the phrase “You can put your weed in here,” it keeps the joke simple and obvious without overexplaining it. Whether it gets a laugh, an eye roll, or both, the reaction usually happens before the gift is opened.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from sturdy green kraft paper with durable handles and a reinforced bottom, it’s built to hold real gifts without tearing or sagging. The medium 11 x 8 x 4 inch size works well for candles, novelty items, small boxes, or other party-ready surprises. This funny gift bag keeps things practical while letting the design carry the personality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for White Elephant exchanges, Secret Santa parties, birthdays, or casual gatherings where gag gifts are expected. It’s especially good for friends who appreciate stoner humor or anyone who enjoys a gift presentation that doesn’t take itself too seriously. The design stands out immediately and saves you from dealing with wrapping paper altogether.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from durable kraft paper, it’s reusable enough to pass along for future celebrations or regifting situations. A funny gift bag that’s simple, sturdy, and dryly on-brand — because sometimes the packaging is half the joke.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Offensive Crayons","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46039659708570,"sku":"STGB6","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2108\/0013\/files\/STGB6_1.jpg?v=1771786786"},{"product_id":"heres-your-fucking-gift-funny-gift-bag","title":"\"Here's your fucking gift\" Funny Profanity Gift Bag","description":"\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis funny gift bag is made for people who believe the wrapping should be just as entertaining as the gift itself. Featuring a bold, profanity-forward design with the unapologetic phrase “Here’s your fucking gift,” it instantly turns any present into a conversation starter and guarantees laughs at birthdays, parties, or casual celebrations. If you’re tired of boring wrapping options, this bag delivers humor before the gift is even opened.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrafted from thick brown kraft paper, each bag is designed for durability and real-world use. Strong twisted handles and reinforced bottoms help support heavier or awkwardly shaped items without tearing or sagging. The medium 11 x 8 x 4 inch size makes it versatile enough for clothing, novelty gifts, books, or party surprises, making this funny gift bag both practical and memorable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for White Elephant exchanges, Secret Santa parties, birthdays, or office gifting, this design helps your present stand out in a sea of predictable wrapping. The snarky message adds personality and instantly sets a playful tone, making it ideal for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates bold humor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBeyond the laughs, the recyclable kraft paper construction makes this a reusable option that can be passed along for future celebrations. 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