{"product_id":"funny-gift-bag-happy-fucking-birthday","title":"\"Happy fucking birthday\" Funny Profanity Gift Bag","description":"\u003cul class=\"a-unordered-list a-vertical a-spacing-mini\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThis funny gift bag skips the polite version and goes straight to “Happy fucking birthday.” It’s direct, slightly aggressive, and exactly what some birthdays call for. If subtlety isn’t required, this gets the message across immediately.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from thick brown kraft paper with strong twisted handles and a reinforced bottom, it’s designed to handle real gifts without tearing or sagging on the way to the party. The medium 11 x 8 x 4 inch size works well for candles, novelty items, small boxes, or whatever you decided to wrap five minutes before leaving. This funny gift bag keeps the presentation simple and sturdy, even if the wording isn’t.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for birthdays, White Elephant exchanges, Secret Santa parties, or office celebrations where the guest of honor has a sense of humor. It stands out in a pile of standard birthday gift bags and usually gets a reaction before the gift is even opened. No balloons. No glitter. Just a very clear message.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMade from recyclable kraft paper, it’s durable enough to reuse or pass along for the next celebration. A funny gift bag that’s practical, reusable, and not particularly concerned with being polite — which, on the right birthday, is exactly the point.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Offensive Crayons","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46039699095706,"sku":"PGB5","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2108\/0013\/files\/PGB5_1.jpg?v=1771785427","url":"https:\/\/milktoastbrands.com\/products\/funny-gift-bag-happy-fucking-birthday","provider":"MilkToast Brands","version":"1.0","type":"link"}