Original Offensive Crayons
Aren’t you tired of coloring with “blue” or “burnt sienna?” Us, too. What you need are Offensive Crayons. Gone are the safe colors like “goldenrod” or “violet.” Now we have “Suspicious Cold Sore Red” and “Privilege” (exclusively for our Caucasian buyers, of course). Say goodbye to your politically correct old color box and welcome this family of blunt, direct and irreverent shades.
- 24 Assorted Color(s), or at least 22-23 different, since we used the cheapest labor we could find
- Non toxic, gluten free (probably), vegan (we think), we might as well call them “organic”
- Carefully constructed by, more than likely, a small, underpaid child in China
- OUR MONEY BACK GUARANTEE (that they’re actually crayons – no promises for anything else)
- Safe for ages 17+ (or whatever, we don’t care)
Boxes were crushed and opened upon arrival. Crayons were out of the boxes and some were broken. Some of the crayons also had faded wrappers and residue on them. Boxes were full of crayon markings. Attempted to contact the company and received no response. Wanted to give these as gifts - a waste of money.
Two crayons arrived broken. I contacted customer support about a replacement the day I opened them and never heard back.
Two crayons arrived broken. I contacted customer support about a replacement the day I opened them and never heard back.
They were fun to open and explore the creative names. Even made a guessing game out of it. Brought them camping to share with friends.
Amazing. Really funny crayons. Great for coloring
Amazing. Really funny crayons. Great for coloring
Bought this pack exclusively for "Auschwitz Ash" but I got two "Me Color You Long Time" instead. Extremely disappointed because I was looking forward to Auschwitz Ash.
Bought this pack exclusively for "Auschwitz Ash" but I got two "Me Color You Long Time" instead. Extremely disappointed because I was looking forward to Auschwitz Ash.
Yes
Yes
The crayons are super funny but so is the box!! Very creative. I have a feeling these are going to be a hit at the romance book conference.
The crayons are super funny but so is the box!! Very creative. I have a feeling these are going to be a hit at the romance book conference.
These crayons are a best seller!
These crayons are a best seller!
Delicious, finally some decent fucking humor
Delicious, finally some decent fucking humor
Love the brand! Looks awesome on the wall and they are definitely a conversation piece
Love the brand! Looks awesome on the wall and they are definitely a conversation piece
I'm so glad I found these! The color descriptions are hilarious. I'm going to buy a stash of these and adult coloring books to have on hand for gifts.
I'm so glad I found these! The color descriptions are hilarious. I'm going to buy a stash of these and adult coloring books to have on hand for gifts.
I got these Crayons for my mom as a Christmas present and she loved them, I would give them 5 stars but it took them 2 weeks to get here.
I got these Crayons for my mom as a Christmas present and she loved them, I would give them 5 stars but it took them 2 weeks to get here.
Awesome customer service, very happy with my purchase! And came before Christmas, even better!
Amazing!! great white elephant gift idea
