{"product_id":"passive-aggressive-pens","title":"Passive Aggressive Pens","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"105\" data-end=\"225\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eA 5-piece passive aggressive pen set for work, meetings, emails, and pretending you’re fine in a very professional font.\u003cspan aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"227\" data-end=\"267\"\u003eIncludes 5 click pens with phrases like:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"269\" data-end=\"465\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"269\" data-end=\"313\"\u003eLet Me Know When You’re Done Being Wrong\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"269\" data-end=\"465\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"316\" data-end=\"356\"\u003eSure, Let’s Pretend That Makes Sense\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"269\" data-end=\"465\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"359\" data-end=\"395\"\u003eThat Sounds Like a “You” Problem\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"269\" data-end=\"465\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"398\" data-end=\"434\"\u003eI Don’t Get Paid Enough For This\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"269\" data-end=\"465\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"437\" data-end=\"465\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003eBless Your Heart, But No\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"467\" data-end=\"553\"\u003eThey write smoothly. They click obnoxiously. They say the quiet part just loud enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"555\" data-end=\"705\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\"\u003ePerfect for coworker gifts, office gifts, white elephant parties, stocking stuffers, and anyone currently using “per my last email” as a cry for help.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MilkToast Brands","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48716475924634,"sku":"PA101","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2108\/0013\/files\/ChatGPTImageApr19_2026_10_54_36AM.png?v=1783638069","url":"https:\/\/milktoastbrands.com\/products\/passive-aggressive-pens","provider":"MilkToast Brands","version":"1.0","type":"link"}